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Voici une trouvaille de notre collègue Magalie :

Swiss-Jokes

"Guide on how to interpret common statements in scientific papers (Part 1);
(`S:' stand for Statement and `I:' for interpretation).

S: It has long been known...
I: I haven't bothered to find the original reference.

S: Unfortunately, no definitive answer is available.
I: It seems nobody else understands it either.

S: Of course, much more work is necessary for a definitive answer.
I: I can't really make head or tails of the whole thing. "

Swiss-Jokes

Swiss-Jokes:

Why God didn't get tenure:
1. He had only one major publication
2. and it was in Hebrew
3. and it had no references.
4. Nor was it published in a major refereed journal
5. Some doubt that He wrote it himself
6. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited
7. The scientific community has had an exceedingly difficult time attempting to duplicate his results
8. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He accomplished since then ?

Excerpted from Todd Hutson, AGNR Educator, Allen County, IN.