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mercredi 28 mars 2007

Swiss Joke du jour

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said:
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beutiful princess". The boy bents over,
picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week". The boy took the frog
out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you and do anything you want". Again the boy took the frog
out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally the frog asked: "What is it? I've told you I'am a beautiful princess,
that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why don't you
kiss me?"

The boy said "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for
girlfriends, but a talking frog, that's really cool".

vendredi 16 mars 2007

Bonne fin de semaine

Hello

Je suis à la maison aujourd'hui pou finir ma #@%*).>`"#@ annotation de protéines une bonne fois pour toutes avec ma machine à expresso en intra-veineuse

Si il y a quelquechose emailez moi, je suis sur l'ordi toute la journée :-( encore

Gui

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guillaume@goyette.biz
www.cybercarnet.net

Changez pour firefox !
http://www.firefox2.org

jeudi 15 mars 2007

Bonne fête Michel





Gateau de fête pour Michel, le boss, que l'ont voit à gauche de la photo. C'est FX (chandail rayé rouge) qui à apporté des pâtisseries du Duc de Lorraine... miamm




Titre de la photo: 2007-03-14

mercredi 14 mars 2007

Une autre Swiss-Joke !

True or False: the earliest human beings lived at the same time as the dinosaurs ?

FALSE. The truth is that the dinosaurs had been dead for over a week before the first human can along, probably in the form of Bob Dole. Yet most Americans firmly believe that humans and dinosaurs once co-existed. This misconception arose from the mayn absurdly inaccurate fictional depictions of caveman life, such a the TV cartoon show "The Flintstones," in which the Flintstones own a pet dinosaur named Dino. But paleontologists, who can determine the age of fossils with a high degree of accuracy using a technique
called 'carbon dating', have known for years that 'Dino' is actually another
character wearing a costume. 'We think it's Barney', the paleontologists
announced recently, 'but we can't say for sure until we get another government
grant.

mardi 13 mars 2007

La protéine du jour

La protéine du jour: Raftlin

devinez ou c'est qu'c'est que j'lai trouvée !!!

lundi 12 mars 2007

American Idol Season 1 - Top 5 Worst Auditions

Du pur bonbon !!!

Test: esseyez de pas rire

Ma cousine m'a montré ce vidéo en fin de semaine... C'est qui cette chanteuse là... Stu moi ou bien elle est encore plus cruche qu'Anne Marie Lozik ??

Swiss-Jokes

Research report that merit a trip to the library:

Injuries due to Falling Coconuts
, by Peter Barss,
'The Journal of Trauma,' vol. 24, no. 11, 1984, pp. 990-991.

The abstract reads in part:

A 4-year review of trauma admissions to the Provincial Hospital, Alotau, Milne Bay Province, reveals that 2.5% of such admissions were due to being struck by falling coconuts. Since mature coconut palms may have a height of 24 up to 35 meters and an unhusked coconut may weigh 1 to 4 kg, blows to the head of a force exceeding 1 metric ton are possible.'

Excerpted from the mini-Annals of Improbable Research ('mini-AIR') Issue Number 1994-01; May 1994; ISSN 1076-500X"

jeudi 8 mars 2007

Swiss-Jokes

Swiss-Jokes:

Vesilind's laws of experimentation:

1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.

2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points."

Swiss-Jokes

Swiss-Jokes:

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

--Student science exam response

mercredi 7 mars 2007

Gui travaille à la maison

On est revenu du test de Glycémie de Marie-Eve... mais je vais diner chez moi et travailler à l'ordi au lieu d'aller au labo et me taper 2h de bus pour faire la même chose au labo. En plus, mon char est bien stationné ;-)

Bon après midi

mardi 6 mars 2007

Annie laplante - Wikipédia

La vraie Annie Laplante est maintenant sur Wikipedia !!

Annie laplante

Joe et le ti-chinois

Joe s'enva voir le ti-chinois pour faire soigner sa toux qui l'empêche de dormir.
À demain les poussinots !

lundi 5 mars 2007

jeudi 1 mars 2007

Pour Syl20

ha fiou

ha fiou, c'est de la cytokératine dans mes analyses... à ne pas confondre avec de la kératine de doigts de Guillaume ;-)

UniProtKB/Swiss-Prot entry Q9R0H5 [K2C6G_MOUSE] Keratin, type II cytoskeletal 6G