A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said:
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beutiful princess". The boy bents over,
picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week". The boy took the frog
out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you and do anything you want". Again the boy took the frog
out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally the frog asked: "What is it? I've told you I'am a beautiful princess,
that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why don't you
kiss me?"
The boy said "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for
girlfriends, but a talking frog, that's really cool".
mercredi 28 mars 2007
mardi 20 mars 2007
vendredi 16 mars 2007
Bonne fin de semaine
Hello
Je suis à la maison aujourd'hui pou finir ma #@%*).>`"#@ annotation de protéines une bonne fois pour toutes avec ma machine à expresso en intra-veineuse
Si il y a quelquechose emailez moi, je suis sur l'ordi toute la journée :-( encore
Gui
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Changez pour firefox !
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Je suis à la maison aujourd'hui pou finir ma #@%*).>`"#@ annotation de protéines une bonne fois pour toutes avec ma machine à expresso en intra-veineuse
Si il y a quelquechose emailez moi, je suis sur l'ordi toute la journée :-( encore
Gui
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www.cybercarnet.net
Changez pour firefox !
http://www.firefox2.org
jeudi 15 mars 2007
Bonne fête Michel
Gateau de fête pour Michel, le boss, que l'ont voit à gauche de la photo. C'est FX (chandail rayé rouge) qui à apporté des pâtisseries du Duc de Lorraine... miamm
Titre de la photo: 2007-03-14
mercredi 14 mars 2007
Une autre Swiss-Joke !
True or False: the earliest human beings lived at the same time as the dinosaurs ?
FALSE. The truth is that the dinosaurs had been dead for over a week before the first human can along, probably in the form of Bob Dole. Yet most Americans firmly believe that humans and dinosaurs once co-existed. This misconception arose from the mayn absurdly inaccurate fictional depictions of caveman life, such a the TV cartoon show "The Flintstones," in which the Flintstones own a pet dinosaur named Dino. But paleontologists, who can determine the age of fossils with a high degree of accuracy using a technique
called 'carbon dating', have known for years that 'Dino' is actually another
character wearing a costume. 'We think it's Barney', the paleontologists
announced recently, 'but we can't say for sure until we get another government
grant.
FALSE. The truth is that the dinosaurs had been dead for over a week before the first human can along, probably in the form of Bob Dole. Yet most Americans firmly believe that humans and dinosaurs once co-existed. This misconception arose from the mayn absurdly inaccurate fictional depictions of caveman life, such a the TV cartoon show "The Flintstones," in which the Flintstones own a pet dinosaur named Dino. But paleontologists, who can determine the age of fossils with a high degree of accuracy using a technique
called 'carbon dating', have known for years that 'Dino' is actually another
character wearing a costume. 'We think it's Barney', the paleontologists
announced recently, 'but we can't say for sure until we get another government
grant.
mardi 13 mars 2007
lundi 12 mars 2007
Test: esseyez de pas rire
Ma cousine m'a montré ce vidéo en fin de semaine... C'est qui cette chanteuse là... Stu moi ou bien elle est encore plus cruche qu'Anne Marie Lozik ??
Swiss-Jokes
Research report that merit a trip to the library:
Injuries due to Falling Coconuts, by Peter Barss,
'The Journal of Trauma,' vol. 24, no. 11, 1984, pp. 990-991.
The abstract reads in part:
A 4-year review of trauma admissions to the Provincial Hospital, Alotau, Milne Bay Province, reveals that 2.5% of such admissions were due to being struck by falling coconuts. Since mature coconut palms may have a height of 24 up to 35 meters and an unhusked coconut may weigh 1 to 4 kg, blows to the head of a force exceeding 1 metric ton are possible.'
Excerpted from the mini-Annals of Improbable Research ('mini-AIR') Issue Number 1994-01; May 1994; ISSN 1076-500X"
Injuries due to Falling Coconuts, by Peter Barss,
'The Journal of Trauma,' vol. 24, no. 11, 1984, pp. 990-991.
The abstract reads in part:
A 4-year review of trauma admissions to the Provincial Hospital, Alotau, Milne Bay Province, reveals that 2.5% of such admissions were due to being struck by falling coconuts. Since mature coconut palms may have a height of 24 up to 35 meters and an unhusked coconut may weigh 1 to 4 kg, blows to the head of a force exceeding 1 metric ton are possible.'
Excerpted from the mini-Annals of Improbable Research ('mini-AIR') Issue Number 1994-01; May 1994; ISSN 1076-500X"
jeudi 8 mars 2007
Swiss-Jokes
Swiss-Jokes:
Vesilind's laws of experimentation:
1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points."
Vesilind's laws of experimentation:
1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points."
Swiss-Jokes
Swiss-Jokes:
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
--Student science exam response
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
--Student science exam response
mercredi 7 mars 2007
Gui travaille à la maison
On est revenu du test de Glycémie de Marie-Eve... mais je vais diner chez moi et travailler à l'ordi au lieu d'aller au labo et me taper 2h de bus pour faire la même chose au labo. En plus, mon char est bien stationné ;-)
Bon après midi
Bon après midi
mardi 6 mars 2007
Joe et le ti-chinois
Joe s'enva voir le ti-chinois pour faire soigner sa toux qui l'empêche de dormir.
À demain les poussinots !
À demain les poussinots !
lundi 5 mars 2007
vendredi 2 mars 2007
jeudi 1 mars 2007
ha fiou
ha fiou, c'est de la cytokératine dans mes analyses... à ne pas confondre avec de la kératine de doigts de Guillaume ;-)
UniProtKB/Swiss-Prot entry Q9R0H5 [K2C6G_MOUSE] Keratin, type II cytoskeletal 6G
UniProtKB/Swiss-Prot entry Q9R0H5 [K2C6G_MOUSE] Keratin, type II cytoskeletal 6G
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